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Princess Ryubet --

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.
As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk:  "Kiss me, and I will
turn into a beautiful princess."  The guy picks the frog up
and puts it in his pocket.

The frog starts shouting,  "Hey! Didn't you hear me?
I'm a Princess.  Just kiss me and I will be yours!"  The guy
takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and puts it back.

The frog is really frustrated.  "I don't get it. Why won't you kiss
me?  I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask!"

The guy says,  "Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time
for girls.  But a talking frog is so cool..."